It must really suck to be Jacob Wise

Above is Jacob Wise, son of the loose and D-loving Karen Sypher. As we all know, Sypher was found guilty on extortion and five other charges today, and is expected to spend 7-8 years behind bars for demanding money from Rick Pitino as a way to keep their brief yet tawdry relationship quiet.

In her wake she leaves behind a university that is in desperate need of a crisis communications firm, and four children who are probably fretting that upcoming first day of school. Not only is it clear to everyone in the Bluegrass State (and the country for that matter) that their mother has relaxed morals, her sexual proclivities were discussed in grave detail in a Louisville court this week; pretty jarring stuff for kids who somehow have to grow up and push this episode of their life into the subconscious.